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Dildos are often described as the ultimate bread-and-butter products of the adult toy industry. You can find dildos in any sex toy store regardless of target market and, they also tend to appear in completely nonsexual contexts – They are pretty much ubiquitous in human society, and for some reason we appear to be infinitely creative and innovative when it comes to this simple penetrative toy – from 4-inch peckers to 15-inch beasts, from the glass beauty to the purple monster.

But dildos have been around a lot longer than you may think, so the fact that they come in such a huge variety of sizes, colours, shapes and materials nowadays is not that surprising – apparently humanity had about 30.000 years to perfect them.

“My little dilldo shall suply their kinde” – The History of the Dildo

Whether as a part of foreplay or as a sexy treat on its own, sensual massage is an essential part of any couples’ bedroom antics. Massage can relief pain, stress and tension, and it’s a perfect way to set the mood for further erotic fun and play. Due to this, massage oils and accessories have been staple products within the adult industry as couples will seek out ways to add romance, intimacy and shared enjoyment into their relationships.

With a variety of options available on the market, this guide will introduce three slightly more unusual ways to get all loose and slippery. The brands below all promise extra erotic sensations, intimate bonding, heightened arousal and full-body pleasure, so read on and let your customers know how to give and get the best massage of their lives with the help of some bestselling massage oils, massage gels and other massage accessories. But first some general tips that you can pass down to your customers if they are asking for advice on how to set the perfect scene for a night of romantic and sensual entanglement.

Choose almost any sex toy category that creates the backbone of adult retail sites and you can bet that it all begun with some sort of medical claim or application a century or two ago… Butt plugs started out as rectal dilators in the 1800s. The first magic wand was developed for sport massage in the 60s. Electrostimulation?! It was the cure for impotence back in the 19th century. And of course, vibrators were famously invented and used to cure “hysteria” in Victorian women.

After decades have passed with doctors manually administering the “tedious, physically tiring, and time-consuming” prescription for what was basically sexual frustration; a London-based physician has patented the world’s first electromechanical vibrator in the early 1880s. Up until the 1920s, vibrators were advertised alongside other household appliances as they were perceived as non-sexual, domestic health products, but with the appearance of porn movies, they were expelled from the public eye and disappeared into taboo-land.

The first rabbit vibrator was released in 1984 by the American Vibratex company and it was meant to combat the onslaught of giant phallic vibrators that were prevalent on the market at the time and hoped to re-focus the industry to provide women with better stimulation, more intense orgasms, and a new way to masturbate. Vibratex’s pearl rabbit was one of the first sex toys to offer simultaneous clitoral and vaginal stimulation as well as rotating pearls in the shaft that provide a grinding, massaging sensation. Despite the then-revolutionary idea of combining fluttering rabbit ears with rotating pearls and a gyrating shaft, the vibrating rabbit didn’t gain widespread fraction for more than another decade.

Love, passion, lust and sex has long been providing artists of all types with inspiration for music, film, literature and so on. Enough to think of Led Zeppelin and their passionate demand for wanting to be “your backdoor man” in Whole Lotta Love or the scorching hot scenes between Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke in 9 ½ weeks or, of course, E. L. James’s global bestseller, the Fifty Shades of Grey erotic novel series.

Sex in pop music lyrics can take many shapes and forms from the explicit (Anaconda by Nicki Minaj) to the blatant (Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon) to the romantic (Too Close by Next) and mysterious (Justify My Love by Madonna). You will even find songs about self-love and masturbation, the most famous example being I Touch Myself by The Divinyls.

So surely, there must be similar odes to sex toys…? Singers and songwriters must get inspired by their pleasure devices too…? There can’t still be a taboo around self-pleasure and sexual aids in 2017? Well, songs about vibrators are few and far between still, but we went out our way to find them for you. Here are 5 songs to blast from your speakers as you work through the aftermath of Valentine’s!

1. Vibe On – Dannii Minogue

2. Strict Machine – Goldfrapp

3. Toyz – Missy Elliott

4. Vibrator – Motorhead

5. B.O.B. – Macy Gray